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Definitions by JJ Charlemagne

Face Fuck 

Rob: Hey face fuck, get the fuck off my lawn.

Matt: Suck my ass barf.

Rob: *Pulls out shotgun* You have 10 seconds to get the fuck of my goddamn motherfucking lawn you little shit.

Matt: Ok, Jesus Christ.
Face Fuck by JJ Charlemagne December 22, 2020
That one weird antisocial pale kid that everyone made fun of for eating glue back in high school who is also destined to be arrested for public masturbation at some point in his life.
Rob: Hey, did you see George back there?
Josh: No. Why? What about him?

Rob: His retarded paper ass was eating glue in the back of the class for the fifth actual fucking time.

Josh: Really?
Rob: Yep...
Josh: Wow. What a fucking autist.

Rob: Ikr.
George by JJ Charlemagne September 8, 2020

Chocolate Fountain

When you do a handstand while having diarrhea.
George: I’m bouta give my girl the chocolate fountain treatment tonight wish me luck.

John: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Chocolate Fountain by JJ Charlemagne September 8, 2020