... is the social networking site created by Google in 2011. It quickly reached over 10 million users in under 2 weeks becoming the fastest growing social networking site to date. It is popular for it's "circles" theme, which users credit as being a much more intuitive way of assigning different levels of permission to the different people you associate with. It is also praised for it's support of video chat with multiple users (up to 10) at one time. A first for social networking sites since it is not currently supported by Facebook and even the popular video chat service Skype makes you pay for the ability to video chat with more than one person at a time. Google+ is also boasting over 1billion posts a day despite being only 2 weeks old.
me: Are you on Google+?
my friend: Do you even have to ask?
me: Uh... yeah... kinda. You don't have to be a dick about it. You could just answer the question.
my friend: Yeah, I'm on.
me: You know, I guess I could have just searched for your name. Know what? You were right, I didn't have to ask. My bad.
my friend: No problem.
me: You know what? I'm not going to add you anyway because you are kind of a dick.
my friend: Do you even have to ask?
me: Uh... yeah... kinda. You don't have to be a dick about it. You could just answer the question.
my friend: Yeah, I'm on.
me: You know, I guess I could have just searched for your name. Know what? You were right, I didn't have to ask. My bad.
my friend: No problem.
me: You know what? I'm not going to add you anyway because you are kind of a dick.
by JGuy The Great! July 16, 2011
... is the credo of the republican party! The GOP intentionally tells blatant lies and, when caught, responds with their national credo. "This remark was not intended to be a factual statement"
GOP: The world is made up of 98% dead babies!
Person With Brains: That is just not even close to being true!
GOP: Well... That remark was not intended to be a factual statement.
PWB: Then why did you say it?
GOP: We never expected to get caught!
PWB: Then it is a blatant lie!
GOP: Sure, if you look at it that way. We conservatives don't see things that way.
PWB: Um... Yeah... a lie!
Person With Brains: That is just not even close to being true!
GOP: Well... That remark was not intended to be a factual statement.
PWB: Then why did you say it?
GOP: We never expected to get caught!
PWB: Then it is a blatant lie!
GOP: Sure, if you look at it that way. We conservatives don't see things that way.
PWB: Um... Yeah... a lie!
by JGuy The Great! April 13, 2011
me: I can't even talk to him. He is too much of a McCain
my friend: Yea, I hate that. I can't listen to that racist bull shite.
my friend: Yea, I hate that. I can't listen to that racist bull shite.
by JGuy The Great! March 20, 2011
... is basically a nickname that you can give to anyone that has a first or last name starting with a J.
me: What did you do today?
my friend: Not much, hung out with JGuy The Great!
me: What do you have planned for tomorrow?
my friend: The same.
my friend: Not much, hung out with JGuy The Great!
me: What do you have planned for tomorrow?
my friend: The same.
by JGuy The Great! May 04, 2011
... is a phrase stating that you feel something is worth your time and attention. The phrase stems from the concept of the popular television show The Voice, where judges had to turn their chairs around to express an interest in a particular singer.
me: Did you see the new girl?
my friend: I'd turn around for that!
me: Uh... good to know. So... she seems really cool.
my friend: ... (crickets)
me: Ok... So... what do you want to get for lunch. I was thinking about trying the new place on the corner of Baldwick.
my friend: I'd turn around for that!
me: STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT!
my friend: I'd turn around for that!
me: Uh... good to know. So... she seems really cool.
my friend: ... (crickets)
me: Ok... So... what do you want to get for lunch. I was thinking about trying the new place on the corner of Baldwick.
my friend: I'd turn around for that!
me: STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT!
by JGuy The Great! July 16, 2011
... is when you piss into a girls mouth, and then, while she holds the urine in her open mouth you, her, or a third party jerk you off until you cum into the pool of piss she is holding in her awaiting mouth.
Called a float for short, it is named such because it resembles a yellower version of the ice cream floats we all loved as children.
p.s. it is important that the piss be in collected and waiting in her mouth before the semen arrives!
It is preferable that she swallow the float. Waste not want not!
Called a float for short, it is named such because it resembles a yellower version of the ice cream floats we all loved as children.
p.s. it is important that the piss be in collected and waiting in her mouth before the semen arrives!
It is preferable that she swallow the float. Waste not want not!
me: You won't believe this, but she let me make a float last night!
friend: No way! I had no idea she was down for making floats!
me: Absolutely! And, she drank it too! She must have been thirsty!
friend: Are you making a float again tonight?
me: Yep, she said she can't get enough!
friend: No way! I had no idea she was down for making floats!
me: Absolutely! And, she drank it too! She must have been thirsty!
friend: Are you making a float again tonight?
me: Yep, she said she can't get enough!
by JGuy The Great! February 26, 2011