JGuy The Great!'s definitions

G+

Google+ (pronounced Google plus)

me: Are you on G+?
my friend: If your not you rot!
me: Did you just make that up?
my friend: Yep.
me: That was pretty lame.
my friend: I know. It sounded better in my head.
me: Nice try. It fucking rocks though!
my friend: Yeah it does!

by JGuy The Great! July 16, 2011

go masturbate

... is an alternative to telling someone to go fuck themselves.

my friend: Ha ha! Your favorite team lost today because they did not perform as well as their opponent, on this particular occasion, causing them to have an inferior unit of measuring prowess by the end of the designated time frame for the event that they participated in. ( that is how my friend talks )

me: Go masturbate!

by JGuy The Great! July 16, 2011

JGuy The Great!

... is basically a nickname that you can give to anyone that has a first or last name starting with a J.

me: What did you do today?
my friend: Not much, hung out with JGuy The Great!
me: What do you have planned for tomorrow?
my friend: The same.

by JGuy The Great! May 28, 2011

McCain

as in Arizona Senator John McCain, is someone who is adamantly, vehemently, racist.

me: I can't even talk to him. He is too much of a McCain
my friend: Yea, I hate that. I can't listen to that racist bull shite.

by JGuy The Great! April 4, 2011

making a float

... is when you piss into a girls mouth, and then, while she holds the urine in her open mouth you, her, or a third party jerk you off until you cum into the pool of piss she is holding in her awaiting mouth.

Called a float for short, it is named such because it resembles a yellower version of the ice cream floats we all loved as children.

p.s. it is important that the piss be in collected and waiting in her mouth before the semen arrives!

It is preferable that she swallow the float. Waste not want not!

me: You won't believe this, but she let me make a float last night!
friend: No way! I had no idea she was down for making floats!
me: Absolutely! And, she drank it too! She must have been thirsty!
friend: Are you making a float again tonight?
me: Yep, she said she can't get enough!

by JGuy The Great! March 13, 2011

+1

Indicates publicly that you give something your stamp of approval. It is a way of telling your friends, coworkers, etc that you feel it would be worth their time to take a look at something. You share because you care. Stems from Google's rating system.

my friend: Do you know (Insert Name)
me: +1!
my friend: Hell yeah, me too!

by JGuy The Great! July 16, 2011