Definitions by JGuy The Great!
JGuy The Great!
... is basically a nickname that you can give to anyone that has a first or last name starting with a J.
me: What did you do today?
my friend: Not much, hung out with JGuy The Great!
me: What do you have planned for tomorrow?
my friend: The same.
my friend: Not much, hung out with JGuy The Great!
me: What do you have planned for tomorrow?
my friend: The same.
JGuy The Great! by JGuy The Great! May 28, 2011
Was not intended to be a factual statement
... is the credo of the republican party! The GOP intentionally tells blatant lies and, when caught, responds with their national credo. "This remark was not intended to be a factual statement"
GOP: The world is made up of 98% dead babies!
Person With Brains: That is just not even close to being true!
GOP: Well... That remark was not intended to be a factual statement.
PWB: Then why did you say it?
GOP: We never expected to get caught!
PWB: Then it is a blatant lie!
GOP: Sure, if you look at it that way. We conservatives don't see things that way.
PWB: Um... Yeah... a lie!
Person With Brains: That is just not even close to being true!
GOP: Well... That remark was not intended to be a factual statement.
PWB: Then why did you say it?
GOP: We never expected to get caught!
PWB: Then it is a blatant lie!
GOP: Sure, if you look at it that way. We conservatives don't see things that way.
PWB: Um... Yeah... a lie!
Was not intended to be a factual statement by JGuy The Great! May 2, 2011
dollar theater
a strip club
me: What are you doing tonight?
my friend: I'm going to the dollar theater, you coming?
me: Hell yeah
my friend: I'm going to the dollar theater, you coming?
me: Hell yeah
dollar theater by JGuy The Great! March 23, 2011
Suzuki
The act of denying someone a valid warranty based on intentionally deceitful and malicious practices.
Based on several incidents of fraud like activity that a certain car company may or may not have been busted with in the last few years
Based on several incidents of fraud like activity that a certain car company may or may not have been busted with in the last few years
me: That TV that I bought yesterday does not work at all. It doesn't even turn on. Even worse, when I tried to get it fixed they gave me the whole Suzuki routine.
friend: Aw! You got Suzuki'd
friend: Aw! You got Suzuki'd
Suzuki by JGuy The Great! March 13, 2011
making a float
... is when you piss into a girls mouth, and then, while she holds the urine in her open mouth you, her, or a third party jerk you off until you cum into the pool of piss she is holding in her awaiting mouth.
Called a float for short, it is named such because it resembles a yellower version of the ice cream floats we all loved as children.
p.s. it is important that the piss be in collected and waiting in her mouth before the semen arrives!
It is preferable that she swallow the float. Waste not want not!
Called a float for short, it is named such because it resembles a yellower version of the ice cream floats we all loved as children.
p.s. it is important that the piss be in collected and waiting in her mouth before the semen arrives!
It is preferable that she swallow the float. Waste not want not!
me: You won't believe this, but she let me make a float last night!
friend: No way! I had no idea she was down for making floats!
me: Absolutely! And, she drank it too! She must have been thirsty!
friend: Are you making a float again tonight?
me: Yep, she said she can't get enough!
friend: No way! I had no idea she was down for making floats!
me: Absolutely! And, she drank it too! She must have been thirsty!
friend: Are you making a float again tonight?
me: Yep, she said she can't get enough!
making a float by JGuy The Great! March 13, 2011