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Definitions by JD Gold

Urinalankles 

One who pisses at a urinal with his pants and underwear pulled all the way down to his ankles.
During a pitstop at a thruway restroom, I cautiously avoided the man pissing with urinalankles, and decided to use a stall instead.
Urinalankles by JD Gold January 16, 2008

Urinal-In-Law 

After entering a public restroom with your in-law (father-in-law, brother-in-law, etc.), you locate with uncomfortable decidedness a urnial furthest from one another.
During my wife's family reunion at the local italian restaurant, an unspoken urinal-in-law policy was established in the restroom.
Urinal-In-Law by JD Gold January 16, 2008

Urinal-In-Law 

After entering a public restroom with your in-law (father-in-law, brother-in-law, etc.), you locate with uncomfortable decidedness a urinal furthest from one another.
During my wife's family reunion at the local italian restaurant, an unspoken urinal-in-law policy was established in the restroom.
Urinal-In-Law by JD Gold January 16, 2008