jizz knuckles

Jizz on the knuckles. Usually happens when you decide to still squeeze one off when you don't have anything to catch your load in handy. Also a person who accidentally picks up a used condom thinking it was a ballon.

Yo, tuttle, thats not a balloon you just picked off the ground jizz knuckles!

by JD G April 02, 2008

jizz wad

A person that is an idiot and deserves to be compared to splooge.

That fucking jizz wad was acting like a douche.

by JD G April 02, 2008