Definitions by JD G

jizz wad  

A person that is an idiot and deserves to be compared to splooge.

That fucking jizz wad was acting like a douche.

jizz wad by JD G April 2, 2008

jizz knuckles

Jizz on the knuckles. Usually happens when you decide to still squeeze one off when you don't have anything to catch your load in handy. Also a person who accidentally picks up a used condom thinking it was a ballon.

Yo, tuttle, thats not a balloon you just picked off the ground jizz knuckles!

jizz knuckles by JD G April 2, 2008