JBo's definitions

the hamptons

a few towns grouped together on Long Island, in New York. Hamptonites call NYC-ers cidiots, NYC-ers call Hamptonites lidiots, any third party calls them both retards for being such unfriendly pricks to each other and everyone else.

alright, the Hamptons, so you've got Kelly Ripa. do the rest of us a favor and keep her there

by JBo July 30, 2005

front-bum

A bum... in the front. Also see: peenub

Keep icing your frontbum! Icing stops the swelling... AND I NEED YOU.

by JBo February 13, 2005