JBert's definitions

hrw

Her reaction when...

HRW you are bigger than she thought

by JBert August 29, 2017

hanger appeal

The attractiveness of a garment when viewed on a hanger (rather than being worn). A garment has hanger appeal if it looks good "on the rack" and would entice someone to look more closely, and perhaps try it on and buy it.

Girl, these tops don't got hanger appeal. They don't look good 'til you put them on.

by JBert September 23, 2006

zooming

Fellatio performed on the driver of a terrestial moving vehicle.

He nearly crashed the car when I was zooming him on the interstate.

I was down on the floor zooming her when the cop pulled us over for failure to stay in the lane.

by JBert September 10, 2006