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If you say this is the alphabet, YOU ARE A NOOB
Teacher: Can you tell me the alphabet, Brian?

Brian: ZXCVBNMASDFGHJKLLQWERTYUIOP

Teacher: noob...
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Person 1: qwefgvcdertghgfdszxcvbhuyhbvcdf

Person 2: >_<
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ERROR ERROR WHY DID YOU TYPE THIS DOWN?!
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