2 definitions by J03y Numb3rs

beaugarding

To hog to one's self, not passing the joint when the time is deemed. The socially acceptable time comes after two puffs. And then it is passed to the left, because the 'right' way is the wrong way.

"Hey man, are you gonna keep beaugarding that joint? Puff, puff, pass man...."

by J03y Numb3rs January 24, 2006

Amasslimated

To be heavily intoxicatd on many different illict drugs all at the same time.

Holy crap man, look at Joe. He is so amasslimated right now. He smoked weed, took 2 hits of acid, drank a bottle of rum, and is still partyin strong....

by J03y Numb3rs February 3, 2006