Definitions by J.Roc69420

Portland candle

When any person sticks a Roman candle between their ass cheeks to fire it in the air

J Roc: Hey Big Mike why don’t you drink anymore for the Fourth of July?
Big Mike: Don’t try to hit a Portland candle after drinking a fireball bucket, my asshole is still scarred.

Portland candle by J.Roc69420 September 2, 2026