J.1's definitions

Squawked

To give sexual satisfaction to a girl or boy so great that it causes the individual to make bird calls from the euphoric feeling of pleasure.

"Dude I totally squawked Linda last night, it was so choice."

by J.1 May 13, 2010

Monkeyball

The act of jumping onto someone's chest, securing your private area near their mouth and beating the top of their head with your fists while yelling your favorite curse word.

"If you keep talking to me with no respect I will monkeyball you I swear."

by J.1 May 13, 2010

Mopped

To threaten or perform the act of mopping an individual by pouring pine sol, bleach, soap and water on them then beating their ass with a mop or other blunt object.

"If you don't get out of my face you are gunna get mopped!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Vampey

A person who is very dark, unappealing, boring and a douchey little Twilight fan who won't shut up about the saga and wears everything having to do with the movie.

"Dude that freaking vampey keeps asking me for money to get a soda, like what the hell?!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Lust Reaction

When a girl experiences a quick burst of horniness for no reason occurring quickly and leaving quickly.

"Last night I was talking to my boyfriend and I had a strong lust reaction, it really sucked."

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Wafflelized

To be beaten ferociously with frozen waffles of any brand and type.

"I totally wafflelized that fool with some Eggos I found in my freezer. It was so funny!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Jeer

A jerking queer. Someone who jerks so much that it's all they talk about and do. They feel the need to sag their skinny jeans all day, yell out nigga frequently, make videos of their repetitive dance style and be loud. In general, someone who jerks too much.

"What the hell!? This freaking jeer keeps talking so loud, it's hurting my head."

by J.1 May 13, 2010