Definitions by J. Trevor Bixtwhittle

De Santis 

The combination of lubricants, feces, and ejaculata that can leak out of an anus. As Rick Santorum (thank you, Dan Savage) is no longer terrorizing the Constitution, it is time to 'rebrand' the object as De Santis.

After mutually exploding with earth-shaking orgasms, De Santis slowly leaked out of my partners butt.

De Santis by J. Trevor Bixtwhittle February 8, 2023

evilgelical 

Any person that won't shut up about their superior God and wants others to destroy a meaningful life in the same way that they do- all the while going to Mega-Churches and other dens of hypocracy and ignorance.

Sonny joined a Evilgelical church last year. Now he owns a dozen AR-15s, pickets at Planned Parenthood, and keeps on talking about how Trump and Ted Cruz (aka Tez Crud) are great leaders of our nation.

evilgelical by J. Trevor Bixtwhittle May 26, 2018