Definitions by J. Lowndes

sheltie 

A small sheep-dog that looks like a miniature Lassie. Sweet, playful and loves her owner like crazy, is very obstinate and nervous though, and males are very effeminate so these are not dogs for people who want a male dog for the sake of having a male dog (basically macho prats who want a protection dog) Everything else about this breed is positive just like the beautiful rough collie.

"Is that a baby Lassie?" "No its an adult sheltie, she's now 3 years old"

sheltie by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006

bee 

Black and yellow cuddly furry little flying Teddy Bears who fly around making jam and getting pissed on pollen which is well fun since they are shortsighted and tend to fly at you whilst intoxicated.

Watch out for that bumble bee, he has had a few and is heading your way!!!

bee by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006