Definitions by J. Karlin

distorian 

distorian—noun 1. a person who distorts, rather than honestly reports, history. 2. a person who, under the guise of reporting history, engages in a diatribe, debunking, or moral defenestration. 3. a person whose view of history is decidedly downbeat or misanthropic. adjective, of or concerning such a faux-historical or negative attitude or reporting.

A White House distorian says George Bush is the best president the US has ever had.

That new book that claims there was no Holocaust was obviously written by a distorian.

All those gloomy-doomy types that deny the world is constantly getting better are taking a distorian view of things.

distorian by J. Karlin September 13, 2006

YAM 

Acronym—Yet Another Moron, noun. A word affording the utility of reducing all fools to a class of colorful vegetable, so as not to waste time pointing out the particulars of each foolish varietal. Especially applicable to sincere, cheerful, generous, boyscout-type fools, who imagine the sharing of their stupidity is a public service.

YAM says his theory originated with UFO aliens.

The YAM in the White House wants your support for his new foreign adventure.

YAM by J. Karlin September 18, 2005