Definitions by J and J
Nerd Body
A physique or certain posture typical of long time gamers or office job holders. Lack of flexibility, hunched posture, and decreased vigor, or fitness are common attributes.
toixt
a british term of 15th century origin; somewhat like a crumpet. Used on April 6th, known as "Toixt Day", where raspberry crumpets were baked with keys inside. The holiday is now defunct thanks to many key-related deaths, but the lucky few who survived opened treasure chests with their toixt-borne keys.