3 definitions by J Wonda
When to people attempt to, but cannot reach common ground and agree that there can be no agreement between them.
Kid 1: Mom and dad had a big argument yesterday
Kid 2: What happened?
Kid 1: Mom wanted to go to Olive Garden for some alone time with dad, but the NBA championships were on, it was 4th quarter in game 6 of the Bulls-Celtics series. Dad promised to go later, but mom insisted on going now. After 10 minutes of bickering, they ordered me to my room. I could still hear them cursing though
Kid 2: So what happened?
Kid 1: They agree to disagree. Mom went to olive garden with some of her friends and dad stayed home and watched the game.
Kid 2: Was it worth it?
Kid 1: I guess, the bulls won by one point in OT and mom came home full with a smile
Kid 2: What happened?
Kid 1: Mom wanted to go to Olive Garden for some alone time with dad, but the NBA championships were on, it was 4th quarter in game 6 of the Bulls-Celtics series. Dad promised to go later, but mom insisted on going now. After 10 minutes of bickering, they ordered me to my room. I could still hear them cursing though
Kid 2: So what happened?
Kid 1: They agree to disagree. Mom went to olive garden with some of her friends and dad stayed home and watched the game.
Kid 2: Was it worth it?
Kid 1: I guess, the bulls won by one point in OT and mom came home full with a smile
by J Wonda May 16, 2009
When one acts or does things in a manner that would lead others into thinking him/her is doing something that they may not want others to know. This is mostly used for:
1) Men who may be suspicious of being gay or
2) People who may be accused as snitches for cops or rival factions/gangs,
3) People you cannot trust
Suspect people act nervous around certain people, get nervous or too defensive about certain topics, and/or have this uneasy vibe around them that makes others nervous. Also known as Rats or Snitches and to some even Metrosexual or gay
1) Men who may be suspicious of being gay or
2) People who may be accused as snitches for cops or rival factions/gangs,
3) People you cannot trust
Suspect people act nervous around certain people, get nervous or too defensive about certain topics, and/or have this uneasy vibe around them that makes others nervous. Also known as Rats or Snitches and to some even Metrosexual or gay
Examples:
1) Man 1: Yo, did you see dat nigga Dre out at da club mackin' them hoes man? Git was pimpin out there
Girl 1: I don't know man, dat git was stiff as a board out there. And if you actually saw him, it looked like he ain't even wanna be there, like if was a charade or sum shit
Man 1: You callin my dog suspect?
Girl 1: Ay, it is what it is. Yo 'Dog'just wasn't lookin like he was enjoyin his lil' pimpin extravaganza
2) Guy 1: Ay, man have you seen Tre anywhere? Dude just got outa jail and i ain't see him hit the streets in weeks?!
Guy 2: Naw man, i ain't see him since dat party a couple weeks ago. Shit was live
Guy 3: (Chuckles) Hell yea it was, but I saw him the otha day. He was vibin with some of his homies on 23rd. Dude was real tense tho; stiff as a board, lookin all kinda ways n stuff
Guy 2: Yea, now dat you mentioned it, dat nigga wasn't tryin to get no pussy at that party. He was just standin by the wall drinkin a Cuervo, lookin all paranoid. Ay, you think he snitchin?
Guy 1: Naw man, my dog tre would never be one of dem police ass niggas.
Guy 3: Ay man, i was at dat party too and i did spot him over there lookin more nervous than a baser. I dont know him like dat, but yo dog is actin a lil suspect
Guy 2: Hell yea, he is.
3) Guy 1: Hey, where's travis?
Guy 2: Idk, last i saw him was at the store chillen with Mike
Guy 1: You mean, big tall Mike?
Guy 2: Yea, his real name is Miguel?
Guy 1: What?! He chillen with Mike?! He knows i hate dat git.
Guy 2: You ain't know? Him and mike been getting along quite well
Guy 1: Damn! Well, now dat you mention it, he has been acting a lil suspect around me, gettin quiet when i talk shit about mike
Guy 2: Oh yeah? well you might wanna break him off before some trouble get started
Guy 1: yeah
1) Man 1: Yo, did you see dat nigga Dre out at da club mackin' them hoes man? Git was pimpin out there
Girl 1: I don't know man, dat git was stiff as a board out there. And if you actually saw him, it looked like he ain't even wanna be there, like if was a charade or sum shit
Man 1: You callin my dog suspect?
Girl 1: Ay, it is what it is. Yo 'Dog'just wasn't lookin like he was enjoyin his lil' pimpin extravaganza
2) Guy 1: Ay, man have you seen Tre anywhere? Dude just got outa jail and i ain't see him hit the streets in weeks?!
Guy 2: Naw man, i ain't see him since dat party a couple weeks ago. Shit was live
Guy 3: (Chuckles) Hell yea it was, but I saw him the otha day. He was vibin with some of his homies on 23rd. Dude was real tense tho; stiff as a board, lookin all kinda ways n stuff
Guy 2: Yea, now dat you mentioned it, dat nigga wasn't tryin to get no pussy at that party. He was just standin by the wall drinkin a Cuervo, lookin all paranoid. Ay, you think he snitchin?
Guy 1: Naw man, my dog tre would never be one of dem police ass niggas.
Guy 3: Ay man, i was at dat party too and i did spot him over there lookin more nervous than a baser. I dont know him like dat, but yo dog is actin a lil suspect
Guy 2: Hell yea, he is.
3) Guy 1: Hey, where's travis?
Guy 2: Idk, last i saw him was at the store chillen with Mike
Guy 1: You mean, big tall Mike?
Guy 2: Yea, his real name is Miguel?
Guy 1: What?! He chillen with Mike?! He knows i hate dat git.
Guy 2: You ain't know? Him and mike been getting along quite well
Guy 1: Damn! Well, now dat you mention it, he has been acting a lil suspect around me, gettin quiet when i talk shit about mike
Guy 2: Oh yeah? well you might wanna break him off before some trouble get started
Guy 1: yeah
by J Wonda May 17, 2009
An alternative that does not necessarily have to fulfill the needs/wants of 2 parties but is at least satisfiable. Most commonly used to avoid agree to disagree
Girl: Hunny let's go get some friend chicken from Popeyes.
Boy: Bae we always get fried chicken, how about we try sumthin new. Let's grill some chicken on the grill we just bought.
Girl: But i want the Fried Chicken
Boy: I want the grilled chicked.
Girl: Fried
Boy: Grilled
Girl: Fried
Boy: Grilled
Child: You know KFC serves both right?
(silence)
Girl: Wanna got to KFC?
Boy: I'd be happy to
Girl: I'm happy we found some middle ground , or else you would be sleeping on the sofa again.
Boy: Over some chicken
Girl: Yes over some chicken
Boy: Bae we always get fried chicken, how about we try sumthin new. Let's grill some chicken on the grill we just bought.
Girl: But i want the Fried Chicken
Boy: I want the grilled chicked.
Girl: Fried
Boy: Grilled
Girl: Fried
Boy: Grilled
Child: You know KFC serves both right?
(silence)
Girl: Wanna got to KFC?
Boy: I'd be happy to
Girl: I'm happy we found some middle ground , or else you would be sleeping on the sofa again.
Boy: Over some chicken
Girl: Yes over some chicken
by J Wonda May 17, 2009