Definitions by J Jasper

wet paducah

Same as a wet willie, only up a booty hole instead of in an ear.

Trying to annoy her friend, Carmelotta snuck up to the naked sleeping rear end of her roommate and gave him a wet paducah

Same as a wet paducah, only using three or more fingers instead of just one.

Not satisfied with just annoying her roommate, Carmelotta gave him a full wet kentucky and awaited her just retribution.