1 definition by J@k3333
The weird kid in school. The only girl he can get is someone with a ghetto name like rochelle or something. He asked other girls out, got friend zoned. Kaiden is an extra kid. Usually the mistake in the family, or with 2 minecraft accounts. Very extra. He's only funny when he pummels his little brother. Kaiden is the type of kid to take the hair off the ground after a haircut and put it on his penis and call it pubic hair. He thinks he's good at every sport, although he can't make a layup in basketball. His penis size is bigger than his IQ, only being 3 centimeters.
by J@k3333 August 4, 2017