Ixra's definitions

Metricophobia

An irrational fear and/or hatred of the Metric system.

Nothing sets off someone's metricophobia by hearing their absurd comparisons of weight, height, volume, etc. with "Yeah, but what is that in metric?"

by Ixra June 11, 2020

So Sayeth You

A verbal disagreement, typically delivered as a call-and-response seen in many church sermons, whose meaning and intensity varies upon the speaker--at its most polite, it can be construed as "I respectfully disagree" or "That's what you think"; at its most intense, it means, "Bullshit!" or "You fucking liar!"

Tourist: But everyone gets killed in this town!
Local: Yeah, so sayeth you, dumbass; have you seen how nice this place is?

Mother: Your hair's getting too long. You need a haircut!
(Bald) Son: So sayeth you.

by Ixra September 2, 2011