Definitions by Ivyspoison

philhoesophy 

advice given from a hoe/ hood rat/ trash bag type of person. What a hoe says when he/she tries to be deep.

I was talking to my friend about my life issues, then this hoe comes from nowhere with her cum breath, tries to be deep, and starts dropping her philhoesophy.

philhoesophy by Ivyspoison October 17, 2012

philhoesophical 

the way hoes get when they are trying to be deep and give what they think is helpful advice.

I was at the food stamp office and I was talking to Quana and the girls about my man problems. Shavonne was there with her stankin' hoe ass and she tried to get all philhoesophical on me and tried to give me advice with her philhoesophy.

philhoesophical by ivyspoison October 17, 2012