Definitions by Ivanna Bealone

MONOGAMARY

A woman who is totally faithful to her partner. Will never cheat on them, ever.

Note: The masculine form is Monogamarty.

Debbie is so devoted to her husband, she is such a monogamary.

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A tampon soaked in your choice of alcohol. Used by underage drinkers so they won't have alcohol on their breath.

Did you hear about Tara?

No,what happened?

Her mother caught her drinking so she's switched to tampinis.

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