Definitions by Ivanka Humpalot

Trump Tower 

The act of laying on your back and having a prostitute defecate in your mouth while you try to stack the turds as high as possible without using your tiny hands. Popular with American businessmen and Russian prostitutes.

I treated myself to a Trump Tower last night and now whenever I open my mouth shit comes out.

Trump Tower by Ivanka Humpalot January 17, 2017