Ivana Margarita's definitions

Alcohalt

When someone passes up a drink in order to appease a relationship partner

I don’t care if Brian thinks that drinking before noon on a Sunday is sacrilegious. The Sauvignon Blanc sounds good to me and I’m not going to alcohalt just to impress him.

Remember how much Debbie loved vodka and could drink us all under the table? Well, since she married that stuffy teetotaler, she had to alcohalt.

by Ivana Margarita January 22, 2010

Catyap

When someone carries on a conversation with their cat as if it can understand them and actually gives a damn what they’re saying

I caught my roommate catyapping the other day when she thought she was alone with Tigger

by Ivana Margarita January 21, 2010