Ivan Denisovich's definitions

botched wipe

The point when ones finger penetrates the paper barrier between it and the anus causing feces to get under the nail. Verify by sniffing the suspect finger.

After smelling my finger I determined I had a botched wipe

by Ivan Denisovich December 31, 2013

comp roble

a annoying laugher behind you at a movie.

listen to that fucking comp roble, what a jackass. he can't even shut his ugly face long enough to hear the really funny jokes.

by ivan denisovich January 11, 2005