crocspert

noun
Someone who has claims to be an expert on crocs as they have gone through many different pairs of crocs and have great knowledge on crocs

Jack was a crocspert as he is on his 5th pair and counting of crocs.

by Ivan Aleksandrov February 27, 2018

Gooch

noun.
A name after a very short and sweaty midget where you can be a gooch. A gooch is normally someone who is often clumsy, goofy, and foolish.
verb.
To screw something up or ruin something therefore becoming a gooch

She gooched up the dinner after she left it in the oven too long and it burnt.

by Ivan Aleksandrov January 01, 2018