3 definitions by Itchy Dick
She seems like the perfect girl. She's pretty, she seems nice, and she's freinds with everyone. Until you get to know her. Then you find out that she has been with thousands of guys and has had more dongs inside her than a Chinese phonebook. Then when you find out she is a whore, you don't want to be with her anymore. So you nicely tell her off and you be calm about it. So she goes ape-shit crazy and makes all of your friends abandon you, ruins any chance of you dating anyone local, and sees to it that you have a bad day. She seems perfect, but she's not. She is a bitch.
Charlie Day: Where you been man?
Danny Devito: I was bangin that hoor Rayna in the dumpster behind Wendy's now I'm all itchy and my pee burns.
Charlie Day: That's it I'm dumping her
Danny Devito: I was bangin that hoor Rayna in the dumpster behind Wendy's now I'm all itchy and my pee burns.
Charlie Day: That's it I'm dumping her
by Itchy Dick January 31, 2019
Gunner is an awesome dude who can deadlift over 10,000lbs and has very awesome facial hair. He isn't fat and actually has amazing abs and he's really hot. He drives an amazing 2003 Ford Danger Ranger and it doesn't get annoying when he says "Yeah Buddy"
by Itchy Dick November 23, 2021
An awesome, massive dude who can deadlift over 10,000lbs and also has amazing facial hair and he's super hot
by Itchy Dick November 23, 2021