CSU

The school with the best beastiality program in the nation. A genuine mistake to become a part of. One of the worst football teams in the nation, who has a completely unfounded superiority complex over CU.

Jared: Are you going to your brother’s wedding, he’s been dating that sheep for forever...
Chad: Classic CSU alum.

by It sucks to be a CSU Ram October 06, 2018

Parnabied

The act of being shot, most likely in a gym class, by an authority figure in a school building.

Student 1: We fuck I really hope we don’t get Parnabied today.

Student 2: Actually i’d be oddly okay with it.

by It sucks to be a CSU Ram November 08, 2018