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signal present

A gift that is given, not in order to bless the recipient but to serve the giver's own benefit.
For example a train signal gifted that a child gifts to his mother which is of no use to her but works perfectly with his own train set. Therefore, he uses the train signal for himself while still appearing to be generous.

That hoodie she got him was more of a signal present since she's the one wearing it.

by It's illegal don't do it November 13, 2023

wirelobes

When a person has so many earrings, headphones, glasses or facemasks attached to their ears that the ear engulfed in said items

You've got to stop getting your ears pierced or you'll get wirelobes

by It's illegal don't do it November 13, 2023