Definitions by It's a stone Ruigi

better than sex 

See Wario.

guy 1: You know what's better than sex?
guy 2: what
Guy 1: Wario.

better than sex by It's a stone Ruigi May 31, 2018

Good thing I found a Magic Balloon 

An expression for when you find an opportunity or object that is convenient along with useful.

Guy 1: We have nothing to eat! Without help, we'll starve!
Guy 2: (sees something to eat) Good thing I found a Magic Balloon!

Good thing I found a Magic Balloon by It's a stone Ruigi May 5, 2018