1 definition by It's Great to be Straight
1. Someone who can't figure out which bathroom to use.
2. Anyone who ironically burns the American flag despite America being the only country that would allow them to burn their national flag without being imprisoned or executed on the spot.
3. A pedophile who belives it is their right to groom little children and molest them.
4. A man who competes in women's sports because they are too weak to compete against other men.
5. Anyone who burns down black communities and black owned businesses to fight racism.
6. Someone with so much white privilege they believe that black people are too stupid to get a valid ID.
7. Anyone who supports open borders because they know their ideas are so widely unpopular and reviled that the only way they can win a Democratic election is with massive fraud.
8. A traitor to their own country and the rest of humanity.
2. Anyone who ironically burns the American flag despite America being the only country that would allow them to burn their national flag without being imprisoned or executed on the spot.
3. A pedophile who belives it is their right to groom little children and molest them.
4. A man who competes in women's sports because they are too weak to compete against other men.
5. Anyone who burns down black communities and black owned businesses to fight racism.
6. Someone with so much white privilege they believe that black people are too stupid to get a valid ID.
7. Anyone who supports open borders because they know their ideas are so widely unpopular and reviled that the only way they can win a Democratic election is with massive fraud.
8. A traitor to their own country and the rest of humanity.
Patriot 1: "Did you see that noodle armed commie libtard with kool-aid hair throw a molotov cocktail through the window of Tyrone's barber shop?"
Patriot 2:"Well... it looks like Tyrone is curbstomping his dumb ass."
Patriot 1:"Should we call an ambulance?"
Patriot 2: "Nah..."
Patriot 2:"Well... it looks like Tyrone is curbstomping his dumb ass."
Patriot 1:"Should we call an ambulance?"
Patriot 2: "Nah..."
by It's Great to be Straight July 11, 2021