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This predatory gaze involves one's upper chest puffing out, legs drunkenly swaying side to side, with a slight head bob left to right, along with a grey or black v-neck. A mild case of pigeon toe has also been reported. While watery eyes are not common, an unhealthy amount of rye will cause a glazed over appearance. Common side effects include an overflowing drink, immediate ejection from the dancefloor, or potentially the club entirely. Success is measured in 6's and 7's.
by IssardClose September 18, 2012
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