Definitions by Irish Gav

Scoring headers 

Very Tired or sleepy. The action footballers make when they score headers. The nod down to head the ball into the net. Similar to nodding asleep on a train.

I’m going to bed, I’ve been scoring headers on the couch.

Scoring headers by Irish Gav July 5, 2021

Rubber 

To be intoxicated, feeling like a piece of rubber

He was like rubber last night

Rubber by Irish Gav June 28, 2008