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Outcel (noun):
A person who could date, but has errands, hobbies, friends, boundaries, and a lower tolerance for nonsense.
Outcel (adj.):
Emotionally intact, socially functional, mysteriously offline.
Outcel (plural):
“They didn’t join the discourse. They went outside.”
A person who could date, but has errands, hobbies, friends, boundaries, and a lower tolerance for nonsense.
Outcel (adj.):
Emotionally intact, socially functional, mysteriously offline.
Outcel (plural):
“They didn’t join the discourse. They went outside.”
“He’s not bitter or awkward—he’s an outcel. He didn’t join the discourse. He went outside.”
“They asked why he wasn’t dating. He said he was busy being an outcel and went back to fixing his bike.”
“They asked why he wasn’t dating. He said he was busy being an outcel and went back to fixing his bike.”
by IowaEye December 19, 2025
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