jasper

Old man character on the Simpsons. Grandpa's friend. Has square beard. Has some hilarious lines.

Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl?
Bart: I'm not a girl! Are you blind?
Jasper: *Pause* Yesss.

by Iowa dogg July 21, 2008

Daddy

Redneck, hillbilly way of saying "father" or "dad"

If you are over age 8 and use the word daddy to refer to your or someone else's father, something's wrong with you.

by iowa dogg July 08, 2005

big brown eyes

A woman's areolas and nipples

Baby, I just love to look into your big brown eyes

by iowa dogg June 26, 2005