Definitions by Iona A Hall

Hen 

A pal who is sound as fuck. Also commonly used in Scottish slang to describe a female.

"Do you know Iona Hall?"
"She's an absolute hen."

Hen by Iona A Hall January 17, 2019

shat my hoop 

When you shit so hard that it is almost as if your anus expands to the size of your earring hoop.

Oh my god, i just absolutely shat my hoop

shat my hoop by Iona A Hall January 17, 2019