Definitions by Iona A Hall

shat my hoop 

When you shit so hard that it is almost as if your anus expands to the size of your earring hoop.

Oh my god, i just absolutely shat my hoop

shat my hoop by Iona A Hall January 17, 2019

Hen 

A pal who is sound as fuck. Also commonly used in Scottish slang to describe a female.

"Do you know Iona Hall?"
"She's an absolute hen."

Hen by Iona A Hall January 17, 2019