1 definition by Invisigirl
the child that mom will love until she gets in the way of mom's life, and dad will love no matter what. though he will fight with her over becoming a woman, wearing clothes that don't make her look like a shapeless blob, and give every boy the evil eye, even once she marries him.
mom: my daughter, you are my best friend! I love you my (insert dumb nickname here) what? you don't like my new boyfriend / husband / 'friend'? Go live with your father! You're just like him! I can't handle your smart mouth! Respect me!
dad: my princess! I love you, but I don't like your attitude! Daddy loves you so much! Go put on your brother's tee shirt, the one that makes you look like a shapeless blob! No you can't get married until you're 40!
dad: my princess! I love you, but I don't like your attitude! Daddy loves you so much! Go put on your brother's tee shirt, the one that makes you look like a shapeless blob! No you can't get married until you're 40!
by Invisigirl June 11, 2008