Interrupting Cow's definitions

milk run

When you chug a gallon of milk then have sexual intercourse within 30 mins of chugging the milk.

Nick: “What’d you do when you were in Japan?”
Wyatt: “I went on a milk run”
Nick: “What’s that?”
Wyatt: “I went to a convenience store and grabbed a gallon of milk and a bag of chips on my way home. I chugged half the gallon and then my hook up called and asked me to come over. So I went to her place, had sex for 5 minutes, and chugged the rest of the gallon on my way home”

by Interrupting Cow May 27, 2021