Definitions by Inspector Taint

Boner Toner 

ejaculated sperm

I got so excited that I prematurely shot my boner toner all over the place.ejaculation

Boner Toner by Inspector Taint March 17, 2015

taint missile 

When u accidentally pull your Weiner out too far when you're plowing a chick and you ram it into her taint.

I was cock blasting a chick really hard and I accidentally pulled a thrust out too far and gave her a taint missile that hurt so bad that it made the cold war look like a trip to Disney Land.

taint missile by Inspector Taint July 5, 2014