1 definition by Indomeee
A Taliban merchant from the streets of Melawati who is well known to make females' pussy wet and cum monstrously. Also known as pussy magnet, Tariq is able to make a girl orgasm right before graduation in what is known as a "Balotelli....... Aguerooooooo!!!!" moment. He is also a future ballon d'Or for the year 2050 beating the likes of Zlatan and Lingardinho. He also likes to slip and fall like the twats pessi and po palah in the most unpredictable moments.
He Tariq'ed his way into their pussies.
Why are the girls screaming and moaning uncontrollably? Oh never mind it's Tariq.
son: Mom, why is he keep on slipping and falling?
Mother: Ohh he tariq'edly slipped on the pavement.
Why are the girls screaming and moaning uncontrollably? Oh never mind it's Tariq.
son: Mom, why is he keep on slipping and falling?
Mother: Ohh he tariq'edly slipped on the pavement.
by Indomeee June 3, 2022