DAPD (Dumb and/or Annoying Personality Disorder), or, "The Stupid" in the colloquial
sense, is common among teens and young adults across America
. The most effective known cure is maintaining a productive conversation
with someone diagnosed with "The Smart"(SPD) for a minimum of six and a half minutes.
Doctor Ho: It's not good news. Your son has DAPD.
Parents: Oh, Gawd! Is it curable?
Doctor Ho: Yes. But be warned: If it gets to stage four, he's fucked. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go wash my crotch.