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Definitions by Imperador dos 10K Calendários

Moving the buttocks constantly, like a [twerking dance], while defecating to make a massive turd come out from between the glutes easily.
Sally has such a fat ass that I saw her performing turding at the summer [camp] evening.

Fudge Pumpkin 

It is said of the act of release a compact turd, due to urge or due to drunkenness, inside a Halloween carved pumpkin.
Last week's Halloween party was so insanely awesome that I got to see one of the gals make a '''Fudge Pumpkin''' in the backyard.

Chocolate Time

It's a euphemistic slang, common among college girls, to say that they need to defecate urgently (etymologically in reference to the turd's collor).
"It's '''chocolate time'''" That's what one of the [gal]s in the back of the class whispered to one of her friends to make room.

Anaconda Action

It is said of the action of a woman release a single long, thick and compact turd into the toilet, as in the appearance of an anaconda.
The last pretty gal who came home did a '''anaconda action''' in the kitchen bathroom and didn't flush it... Insane.

Turd Cutter 

It is said of large female buttocks, which by etymology, when release a long and thick piece of feces (a turd), through the action of the gluteal muscles, would cut it without the action of the sphincter.
I can't stop noticing that [gal]'s '''turd cutter''' at the mall.