3 definitions by Imma closeted lesbian 😎

Love you

The worse version of “I love you” without the “I” the saying is meaningless. Basically like saying you don’t love someone enough to type out the whole phrase too. It hurts my soul when people say this to me. Just put the “I”. Please.

You- “I love you”
Your S/O- “love you too”
You*thinking*- damn that hurt

by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 April 22, 2022

Ur mom

A response commonly used by someone who does not know how to respond to the question previously asked.

This can also be used as in insult in an ULTIMATE ROAST BATTLE!!!!

EXAMPLE #1

Classmate(wuss)-“what is the square root of 63517526451?” Me(cool)-“ur mom” Classmate(wuss)-“WHAT ABOUT MY MOM?!”

EXAMPLE #2

Kid with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she doesn’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” Kid with gay dads-“WHOA dude that was savage” Me-“I know 😎”

by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 November 17, 2020

Ur mom

A response that I use uncontrollably but this usually is a response to a question that the person who said “ur mom” doesn’t know how to answer.

Just know ur mom jokes are not offensive

Don’t be a wuss

EXAMPLE #1

Classmate(wuss)-“What is the square root of 5375271963?” Me(cool dude)-“Ur mom” classmate(wuss) “what about my mom?!?

EXAMPLE #2

dude with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she can’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” dude with gay dads-“whoa dude that was SAVAGE!!!!” Me-“I know 😎”

by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 November 17, 2020