2 definitions by Ima P Ness

mansoup

A soup that has so much meat in it you could put your eye out. Contains copious amounts of tube steak which is very high in protein. Mansoup is also known to cause pregnancy.

My girlfriend ate so much mansoup she got pregnant and had twins that resembled Chuck Norris.

by Ima P Ness April 25, 2010

spooge crystals

White crusty substance that has been left over after mansoup spills on furniture and dries.

I went to sit on my couch and noticed my roommate left spooge crystals all over my favorite spot.

My girlfriends bangs were stuck to her forehead due to spooge crystals.

by Ima P Ness April 25, 2010