Ill mon's definitions

Elton

Male homo, like Elton John.

DId you see that dude at the Gin Blossoms concert, what an Elton.

by Ill mon May 6, 2007

mouth boner

A shit eating uncontrollable grin. It is best explained by the guy in the Disarono commercial after seeing the chick deep throat the ice cube.

Did you see the mouth boner on Brent's face when he was watching the Jude Law movie?

by Ill mon May 6, 2007

Faggio

Homo or the moped in grand theft auto vice city. extremely effeminate faggot.
Combined with Elton becomes the gayest imaginable, Elton Faggio.

Look at the faggio in the san fransisco t-shirt.

by Ill mon May 6, 2007