Lily-padding

Standing on top of your own shoes when in the dressing room of a store, refusing to stand barefoot on the floor

The floor is gross in here so I am lily-padding.

by Ido bandito June 07, 2019

Foop

when a person farts and poops simultaneously

Where’s the bathroom? I’m about to foop.

by Ido bandito June 07, 2019