Definitions by Icky Thump

Splat cumshot 

Much like Boom headshot of FPS Doug fame, Splat cumshot shows that one has achieved total dominance over someone else much like in the manner of ejaculating their face. Degrading.

Pwnee: ofmg u stoopid faygit i kno u uze hax! im guna tel da admin on u n get u band!!111eleventyone

Pwner: Splat cumshot, kthxbai.

Splat cumshot by Icky Thump January 2, 2009

netbonics 

Ebonics used on the internet.
A portmanteau of internet and ebonics. Used mainly by wiggers, some Southeast Asians and Philippinos, and others trying to act gangsta.

Often subsitutes apostrophes with `s and i's with y's. Contains many SPELLEN ERR0RZ. "-ing" is often replaced with "-en"

Examples of netbonics:

ballin2damax: "y0 dat shyt is tYt daWg fo sh0 i ballen"
(That shit is tight dog, for sure, I'm balling.)

tYrOnEweStSyDe: "u is 2 skared u iz trippen b0i"
(You are scared, you are tripping, boy.)

dA_rEaL_rYdA:"YALL IZ WACK NAWMSAYIN"
(You all are whack, do you know what I'm saying?")

netbonics by Icky Thump December 15, 2008