1 definition by Ian and Phil
A short, squirrely bug eyed creature with facial crustyitis, poor hygiene and many varied pungent aromas escaping from every oriface. Although similar to a person of Pakistani decent, he is most closely related to the offspring of a crack whore. Appearance can differ from week to week, but often does not change daily. A black Iverson jersey, red hoody, Germany t-shirt, and baggy blue or green cargo pants or khaki's are most common, however the addition of a red bandana, black leather coat or camoflage pants signifies the creature's need to feel intimitading to others by resembling a mafia boss, gang member or G.I. Joe.
A Peck has a limited vocabulary contrived mainly of a few short phrases such as:
Fuck you
Fuck off
What the Fuck
and....
"Bitch, make me taco's!"
While many find this creature quite repulsive, it is surprising to know that the mother and female sibling of the Peck are quite attractive to ordinary males.
The Peck itself choses to initiate mating rituals with females that are larger than himself and resemble biker/goth girls.
Feeding habits include foraging for easily prepared meals and storing of non-perishables under piles of clothing and paper on the floor of his den. This may suggest a link to the squirrel family.
A Peck has a limited vocabulary contrived mainly of a few short phrases such as:
Fuck you
Fuck off
What the Fuck
and....
"Bitch, make me taco's!"
While many find this creature quite repulsive, it is surprising to know that the mother and female sibling of the Peck are quite attractive to ordinary males.
The Peck itself choses to initiate mating rituals with females that are larger than himself and resemble biker/goth girls.
Feeding habits include foraging for easily prepared meals and storing of non-perishables under piles of clothing and paper on the floor of his den. This may suggest a link to the squirrel family.
by Ian and Phil November 14, 2004