Definitions by Ian Shaw

reesty schmeal 

reesty being literally something that smells putrid or stinks - figuratively being a slang describing something not awesome, and Schmeal being a negative noun. (person, place or thing)

When Billy Reynolds tells you about how good he is at ping pong, he is full of reesty schmeal.

I saw some reesty schmeal in Billy Reynolds nappy hair the other day when I was jazzersizing.

reesty schmeal by Ian Shaw July 24, 2008

Freegagging 

euphemism for frigging; used to exclaim or express frustration

Get your freegagging feet off the table!

Freegagging by Ian Shaw November 3, 2007