Freegagging

euphemism for frigging; used to exclaim or express frustration
Get your freegagging feet off the table!
by Ian Shaw November 03, 2007
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reesty schmeal

reesty being literally something that smells putrid or stinks - figuratively being a slang describing something not awesome, and Schmeal being a negative noun. (person, place or thing)
When Billy Reynolds tells you about how good he is at ping pong, he is full of reesty schmeal.

I saw some reesty schmeal in Billy Reynolds nappy hair the other day when I was jazzersizing.
by Ian Shaw July 24, 2008
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