2 definitions by Ian Purvis

another way of saying "skid marks". "Turtle head poking out" often refereed to as Needing to take a dump so bad that a lil pokes out. "Graffiti" represents the skid marks in one underwear via "turtle head".
Looks like you tagged your gonch with turtle head graffiti.
by Ian Purvis June 27, 2011
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Laser slicing is when a male is peeing into a toilet that has a previously deposited log of poop in it, then proceeds to "laser slice" it in half with his urine stream.
yep, it stunk but it stunk worse once i agitated it via laser slicing...
by Ian Purvis June 22, 2011
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