Definitions by Ian Hump

Crinjury 

When an individual feigns am injury after an embarrassing accident or failure.

E.g. a footballer pretending to have cramp after missing an open goal.

Ronaldo’s rolling around on the ground, but I suspect that’s more of a crinjury than anything serious.

Crinjury by Ian Hump February 8, 2023

Shogging 

Running to your local shops, buying shit, then running back home again

I'm off shogging

Shogging by Ian Hump February 25, 2018