Jack the Gripper

A homosexual, probably doing some kind of holding of another man's spam javelin.
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003
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fiddle

1. To cheat someone of money.
2. APpears in the UK sitcom "Blackadder" (series 3) as a rude word (when looking up the words "Fart, Fiddle, Fornicate" in Dr Johnson's first dictionary). Quite what 'fiddle' is intended to mean in this context is not clear.
John's on the fiddle.
I will fiddle the books.
by Ian Chode October 29, 2003
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spasmo

Vivian you spasmo!
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003
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